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Paws of Fury ... or animated Mel Brooks kid remake

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Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank . . . a true slapped together money grabbing film if I've ever seen one. Now, here's the funny thing, I am by far one of the most lenient and easy going movie reviewers that you'll find. I mean, I hardly ever give a bad review and, to that end, this movie itself isn't really a BAD movie. It's a decent funny kid film that is well worth a watch through streaming. However, stick with it in streaming and stay AWAY from it in theaters. It is just a waste of your time and money there. So how many people reading this have watched the immortal classic from Mel Brooks, Blazing Saddles? Film fans, THAT ... was a rhetorical question! Of course you've seen Blazing Saddles, you wouldn't be able to survive adulthood if you haven't seen Blazing Saddles (or any other Mel Brooks film). And, in the unlikely and quite impossible chance you haven't seen it . . . throw down your phone, tablet, or whatever it is yo...

Movie Magic

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Movie Master's Movie Magic           Hello film fans, Movie Master Brad Crawford here for you and I wanted to share with you movies that hold magic for me, why they do, and maybe they'll hold some magic for you! Forgetting Sarah Marshall Breaking up is never fun, someone always gets hurt and if you're a good person then regardless of the reason or the fault, you will feel bad. If you're at fault or the one breaking up then obviously you'll feel bad. If you're being broken up with or had something happen against you then, well, no need to state the obvious. With film being my safe haven I found out a long time ago that while most lose themselves in music or ... other ways ... I lose myself in film. For me this is the film that always made me feel better after Love's sting hit its mark.  Secret Life of Walter Mitty Have you ever felt depressed? Ever just sad or stressed out about life or it's problems? Maybe you simply feel a lack of flare in life or have ...

Creepy Crawford's Christmas List

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 Creepy Crawford's Christmas List     Krampus - Santa is an ancient spirit of Christmas. He is, as of 2021, 1,750 years old and yet ... there is a spirit even older than he. While Saint Nicholas comes to give at Christmas, gifts for the good and coal for the contemptuous, this darker spirit comes to take. He takes from those who curse Christmas and spit in the face of all that is the spirit of the holidays. Along with him come his own dire elves of doom and a sack full of mysterious, monstrous, malignant creatures. And this one night, when a young boy losses his spirit of Christmas amongst the chaos of family friction, he is visited by this omnipresent spirit known as . . . KRAMPUS!!! Black Christmas (1974) - This is probably THE most important movie on this list. Predating Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Nightmare On Elm Street, this is considered the first modern day slasher film. The director, Bob Clark, formed the blue print for every future slasher film of the 80...